Arrived before the crowds at the Tamafaya Volcanic National Park. You had to be there really. Is amazing. Except for the bit where you get driven along the very narrow rim of the volcano with precipitous drops on either side. That bit was horrible and reminded of the Magic Bus to Greece, 1978.
Drove down to Los Helvederos - where the lava spilled into the sea. Little walkways have been built into the cliff and the sea bashes ad splashes into and up through volcanic rock. Good fun.
Went to little village El Golfo for glorious lunch of fresh fish and sangria, practically on the beach, then spent afternoon on Povo Papagayos. Was very windy and waves were huge. A mini-tsunami hit a dangle of sleeping old Nuddies. Was the funniest thing I've seen in ages. Mad mass panic - willies and scrotums and boobies flipping and flapping and whirling about like Ker-nackers. One bloke was running about with his pants half way up his thighs. Brilliant entertainment.
Holly and I cooked a big tortilla and I beat everyone at Bullshit, which, apparently is not something I should be proud of. Lovely day.